“Hey that’s my kid out there! I can’t believe my son just scored a hat trick!” Only proud fathers rock this hat. Make sure to go to your kids hockey games, but when your son scores 3 goals and everyone in the stands throws their hat on the ice because it’s a Canadian tradition - you’ll take your smoking cactus hat off, pretend to throw it, and just stuff it in your pocket, no one will ever know your a bad father 😉